Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him and says: catch up.
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Director: Tim Burton
Director of Photography: Thomas Ackerman
Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting
So true. In the 2 games of DnD I’ve been part of, I went with someone’s suggestion for the first one and only slightly changed a name from Dragon Quest for the second. Naming characters is definitely not my strong suit…
Up until 12 or so, every single game character bar Red in Pokemon was called “Coolio”. Red was called “Ash”
I now alternate between Badgerbeef and Thundercunt, because both of these amuse me when other characters refer to mine as such.
I also wrote a few short stories with some characters called Therulf, Ambar and Baral, but I was never desperately satisfied with those names.
Oh, and my Worms team - Boss, Stipe, Flowers and Fallon.
For the wife.
I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.
How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them
LOOK AT THEM
That sound you hear is my ovaries going ‘splody….
You have no idea how much I love kilts and boots. Yes. Just yes. Unf.
My Daddy needs one. He would look so hot and yummy.
This is infuriating. They are not real kilts, where is the sporran, socks and sgain-dubh. This post ruins actual kilts for everyone. It’s a package deal, Highland Dress or gtfo!
Tumblr hypocrisy in action. You don’t see many posts complaining about this, because it isn’t cultural appropriation if it’s coming from white people, or if there’s ~hot guys~ wearing it.
Put a feather in your hair though, and you’d best buckle yourself down tight, because you’ve just offended at least 8 different skin tones, a couple of major cities, and the future population of mars.
Nothing wrong with calling out bullshit, but I do wish more people were able to do it both ways.